It’s official. The entire department has been laid off. We're all losing our jobs.
After the meeting I asked the chief, "Do you have a plan?"
The first thing you should know is that the chief always has a plan.
"Plan. Hmm," He thought about it, then he said, "For me or for you?"
"For me—”
"No."
The second thing you should know about the chief is that he's a selfish asshole.